Hotfrog Central...for the truth about frogs.
 
Please come in and make yourself comfotable pull up a moss covered rock and read about the important issues and stories that effect amphibeans...but remember, we have been around a long long time, what effects us is important to all on this planet, so read on!!!
 
Well thunderous frog noises to you all...I hope you enjoy your visit into this lily pad of Critical and Lateral Thinking..We here at Hotfrog Central send out big wet stinky pond water greetings to everybody.
 
What is our purpose? Why are we here?...
To tell you the truth we don't know...Our Executive Manager, Miss Lily Hopper has only issued this statement..."We shall only promote the mad and downright stupid side of life...because there just isn't enough of it out there!"

 
We shall uncover the truth about why frogs are dissappearing across the globe...an earth shattering revelation.
Yes..it's in the news, in any decent reading material..FROGS ARE VANISHING!..We here at Hotfrog are well aware of the fact as you may well suspect,many of our friends and close family members have been involved in the mysterious epidemic of amphibian frog-nappings.We here at Hotfrog central have been keeping a close eye on this..We have even got ourselves the services of an undercover operative, code name "DeepCroak", he has been able to give us Top-Secret information, that is being kept from the public, for so-called National Security reasons. Already he have recieved threats from unknown sources, warning us that if Hotfrog Central doesn't give up our search for truth, we will pay accordingly. Our founding frog..the "Hotfrog" herself Miss Lily Hopper has had to get personal bodyguards and around the clock protection.

 
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